If there's one question that almost everyone has asked themselves, it's: "Is my boyfriend or girlfriend really the ideal person for me?"
Sometimes, everything seems perfect — you're there, enjoying a series under the blanket (or fighting to see who gets the biggest part of it) — and, suddenly, that little question appears behind your ear: “Are we soulmates or just two margherita pizza fans trying to understand each other?”
It was during one of these philosophical moments on the couch that I discovered Love Calculator, an app that promises to reveal the secrets of love with a simple touch of the screen.
And, look, he surprises. So sit down and I'll tell you about this journey of laughter, loving reflections and light provocations for my dear man!
It all started on a lazy Sunday, one of those days when you don't know whether to open the delivery app or give up on life. I was there, browsing through social media, when I saw a cute ad with a blinking heart with the phrase: "Find out now if you're made for each other!"
Curious as I am (the type who clicks on suspicious links just to see where it will lead), I immediately went to check out the Love Calculator.
I downloaded and opened the app and immediately got the basic prompt: enter your name and that of your partner. Easy. I wrote “Ana Clara” and “João Pedro”, clicked on it and, I confess, I got butterflies in my stomach like someone waiting for the Enem results or checking the Mega Sena numbers.
When the answer appeared, I almost dropped my phone: 92% compatibility! I looked at João Pedro, who was completely immersed in the video game, and said: “Honey, science confirms: we are almost perfect!”
He just raised an eyebrow and said “show” before going back to saving the virtual world. Men, right? But I was already floating, feeling like I was in a romantic comedy where fate had blessed us — only, thank God, without the tragic part.
Now, let me tell you: Love Calculator is simply addictive. And it's not just because it's cute, but because it's so easy that it seems like child's play. You download it, open it, enter two names, click and voila: in seconds, a magical percentage appears telling you whether the love is strong or if it's just friends with benefits.
It's so simple that even my aunt, who calls WhatsApp "zap zap", could do it. And the best part: it doesn't cost anything! In other words, you can test your crush, your ex, your hookup and even the pizza delivery guy, all without spending a cent.
But the real charm of Love Calculator is its mystical touch. They swear they use an “ancient algorithm” to measure compatibility (yes, that’s exactly what the app says).
Honestly, I have no idea what that means—maybe an artificial intelligence using invisible magic wands—but I like to imagine that there’s a bit of magic in the Wi-Fi analyzing our hearts. And even if it’s all just pure randomness, the fun is worth every click.
Another highlight? The app doesn't leave you with a dry number. After the percentage, it always sends an inspiring phrase (or a mini earful). In our case, after 92%, it said something like: “You have an incredible connection, but never stop listening to each other.” Of course, I read it all excitedly to João Pedro, and he, pragmatic as always, just replied: “Did you hear that I asked for popcorn a little while ago?”
Maybe we really need communication classes, but the app is trying to help, so kudos to it!
Now, Love Calculator isn’t all about happy endings. One day, I decided to play around and tested it with the name of an old crush (who hasn’t?). And… 47%. I almost cried. I stared at the screen like someone who had been dumped virtually. But the app, always kind, said: “Sometimes, true love requires patience.”
Seriously, the app is practically a free emotional coach. I laughed, let go of the past and went back to enjoying my glorious 92% with João Pedro, who is much cooler than any crush from the past.
Oh, and the Love Calculator is great for having a good laugh with friends! One day, we had a get-together at Luana's house just to test couples — and it was epic. We laughed, joked, created absurd shipps: Luana and Harry Styles (88%! I was so jealous), me and Chris Hemsworth (79%, it's great!) and even João Pedro and the neighbor's dog (65%, because Thor deserves respect).
Seriously, there was so much laughter that Luana almost drowned the couch in soda. So, if you want a guaranteed night of fun for free, you know what to do: download the app and call your friends.
But it's not all jokes. Whether you like it or not, the Love Calculator makes you reflect a little on what really sustains a relationship. When I saw those 92%, I realized that love is much more than a number: it's laughing together when the delivery order comes wrong, it's sharing the last chocolate (even though you're dying to devour it alone) and it's being patient when the other person forgets to reply to your WhatsApp.
The app is like that sincere friend that makes you think about the relationship without being annoying.
And you know what? It also became a great excuse to talk to João Pedro. After the test, I started a conversation about how we could improve even more. The result? We promised to share the household chores better — especially the dreaded dishwashing.
Another positive point: the app is super lightweight, it runs even on phones with full memory, and even with a few ads here and there, the experience is still good. And, look, I'm stingy when it comes to using data and space on my phone, so trust me: it's worth it.
Just a warning: don't take the result too seriously. If you see 60%, don't end the relationship thinking it's fate. Love is much more complex than an algorithm — it's made of patience, partnership, and, of course, whoever shares the last French fry with you.
So, if you also have this curiosity about your relationship, give Love Calculator a try. Having fun is guaranteed, and reflecting on your relationship is a bonus. And if the percentage doesn't please you? Relax. What matters is what beats inside your chest — and, of course, who holds your hand (or steals your blanket) at the end of the day.
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